I Pray You, Remember The Porter.

Confession: I was a really awkward adolescent.

I am not entirely sure what happened to me in my early adolescence, but I somehow decided to become "that girl" who wore her teenage brother's clothes, listened to awful music and identified more easily with young adolescent males than females. When I did finally decide that I wanted people to look at me and think "girl" .... I floundered. I went from looking like a girl dressed in boy's clothes to looking like a girl who liked girls.

As you can imagine, this did wonders on my self esteem (but, hey, adolescence does a number on everyone's self esteem). To cope, I became the "funny" friend - the cool girl friend who hung out with the guys "cuz she's like one of the guys." I managed to trade in my true thoughts in feelings for a mask of humor. It was comfortable, but had unforeseen side-effects - some of them long lasting....one of which I'd like to complain about right now: I don't think anyone takes me seriously.

Humor is great for a lot of things. It makes people like you, it makes you seem kind of witty, it's useful when you're in a large group. Humor can be used to deflect off-putting questions, or feelings you just don't want to deal with. Humor can save you from all sorts of little anxieties - which is why I relied/rely on it so heavily. It has some serious benefits.

But the price for all those benefits is that I feel like I'm a walking joke (not all the time, let's not be melodramatic...). I occasionally feel that, when I have a serious thought on something, it gets brushed off because I'm just silly. Or, when my incredibly intelligent friends begin conversing about authors, etc, I assume (yes, that evil word) that they expect that I won't know any of the books or authors they are talking about because, well, perhaps I just don't operate on the same level of intelligence as they do (...I know...what a nerdy thing to be insecure about). *disclaimer: I am fully aware that my insecurities do not accurately portray the feelings of others.

So, it leads me to this point where I feel like I want to jump out and say to everyone I know, "Hey! Surprise! I'm really super smart!" I may be awkward and uncomfortable and, sure, somewhat average in many respects - but I'm an intelligent human being! I have a large compilation of complex and well written essays on abstract or 'dry' topics that prove it. Accept me!

For some reason, I feel like this is my biggest social hurdle. I desperately want people to see that I am smart. I want them to accept me into their circle of intelligence, but I fear that my *ahem* ambivalent nature deters from the fact that I am an intellectual equal and therefore causes people to think that I am somehow simple minded. And, while I could be worrying about whether or not people see me as beautiful or talented or whatever other female insecurities are out there, this is the one that affects me most deeply.

In short, I really want people to like me for what I can truly bring to a group or a friendship - and not just the comic relief. If people would give me the chance, they'd see I'm deeper than the drunken porter or Juliet's nursemaid.

I can be a complex character in the novel of life, too.

Reasons Why I'm Not a Very Good Girl

You may read that title and think I am trying to say that I am a "naughty" girl.

That is not the case.

What I mean to say is....there are things that I like/do that do not correlate with the picture of what a 'proper' girl should be like.

For example:
When I run, I sweat. Not only do I sweat - my face turns blotchy and dark red.
When I cry, I do the 'ugly' cry. Sobbing, coughing, runny nose. The whoooole shabang.
I have the appetite of three fully grown men, and sometimes I appease that appetite without feeling guilty.

Furthermore:
I like to shoot guns.
Hunting animals (for food) does not make me cry.
I enjoy video games.
I like the dirt.
I like to camp.
I like to 4 wheel.
I like to snow mobile.
I like to tell inappropriate jokes.
I like to smell like a campfire.
I like fast cars.
I like to hike (not 3 mile day hikes....more like 10 miles a day for 3-4 days).
I don't cry when I fall on a snowboard or off of a horse.
I don't mind my bruises or scars.
I don't like to wear make up every day.
I like to wear jeans.
I only get my hair looked at by a professional once a year.
I bite my nails.
I like to build things (I've even helped rebuild a road).

On some level, I feel like I should get in trouble for loving all these things. Shouldn't my list of things I enjoy be made primarily of things such as "I like to sew" or "I like to paint"...?

I love to do those things, too....but I really love being outside and getting dirty. I'd choose stacking hay over painting nails any day.

For visual examples of reasons why I definitely cannot be defined as dainty (despite the odd conflict it causes within me) please see the following images :)